Quite aside from the slightly dirty / dangerously perverted suggestiveness of that, what an absolute loads of tosh.

Touch, for every lifestyle… way to narrow down [...]]]> The Samsung Genio Touch is being launched alongside Samsung’s new groundbreaking slogan for all its future touchscreens. Which is… wait for it… it’s a cracker: TOUCH FOR EVERY LIFESTYLE.

Quite aside from the slightly dirty / dangerously perverted suggestiveness of that, what an absolute loads of tosh.

Touch, for every lifestyle… way to narrow down the market there you spineless chumps. Why not just go right out there with the truth: TOUCH FOR WHOEVER, SERIOUSLY, ANY OF YOU, JUST BUY ONE OF OUR PHONES.

Or how about: YOU BREATHING, YEAH? THEN BUY A TOUCHSCREEN PHONE.

Every lifestyle…. would you adam and eve it.

Anyway, all of which is a shame because the Samsung Genio Touch is a downright decent budget option. Fancy, it ain’t, groundbreaking, it certainly ain’t, but if you want a very nice looking phone sporting a decent touchscreen with the fantastic TouchWiz interface, then look no further. As this Samsung Genio Touch review or the official press release prove, there’s enough going on here to make this a very viable option indeed. Music playing, social networking, video recording… it’s got it all. Well, that’s not true, but it’s got enough.

TOUCH FOR YOU. AND YOU MUM. AND YOU DAD. AND YOUR COUSIN. SERIOUSLY, ALL OF YOU. YOUR DOG TOO. AND YOUR GRAN. YEAH, WE KNOW SHE’S DEAD. BUT, YOU KNOW, SHE MIGHT CALL IF SHE’S ON THE OTHER SIDE. SERIOUSLY, WE’LL SELL, TO ANYONE, WE’RE NOT PICKY. WE DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOU AS INDIVIDUAL HUMAN BEINGS, HONESTLY, WE JUST WANT YOU’RE CASH. Brought to you by Samsung.